That’s where the Internet of Things comes in—ready to rescue us from the horrible task of using our atrophying muscles to close the blinds—by connecting everything to the information superhighway. When it comes to Silicon Valley, there’s nothing like an expensive, overwrought solution to a problem that barely exists. Take this recently announced toilet paper tracker, for instance.
1. Trakz
2. HidrateSpark
3. Kérastase Hair Coach
4. Egg Minder
5. i.Con
6. We-Vibe
7. Garageio
8. Amazon Dash
9. Nespresso’s Prodigo
10. Shuttereaze
11. Bluesmart luggage
12. Griffin Toaster
13. Griffin Mirror
14. CloudPets
15. Flip-flops